|Deviant Login||Shop||Join deviantART for FREE||Take the Tour|
Once-ler goes to SuperJail - 3: Cakes and Clocks"Spectacular as always, Once." Warden says as he surveys the wall Once-ler painted for the day.
"It was nothing." Once-ler says with a smile. "And, despite having to do this day-in-and-out...I'm actually having fun painting." The lanky man looks around, and sees that almost all the walls in the room had been painted. "Oh look, I'm nearly finished! And it only took me..." Once-ler's sentence is then cut short when a realization hits him.
"...What is it, buddy?"
"I...don't know how long I've been here." Once-ler admits sheepishly. "In fact...time itself has kinda gotten away from me since I've come here."
Warden laughs before replying, "Yea
The Runaway Girl: Chapter 6Emile felt a little awkward, to say the least. He was out in public with his friend Reese, only he now had a female body, but still wore his old clothes. He was getting a few strange looks, and it made him very self-conscious. Reese kept trying to cheer him up, but it wasn't really working. In the back of his mind, he kept thinking that he was wrong every time he referred to himself as a he, but didn't want to correct himself.
Knowing she wouldn't be able to cheer Emile up, Reese decided to ask what he was planning to do with his works on Youtube. "So, what's gonna happen with the runaway guys?"
"I'll probably stay on, but they might need t
Even Angels Fall... "Oh god, Norman what have you done!?" she cried out brokenly
"There was nothing left for me!" came his strangled scream in return
"So you hung yourself!?" she screeched "That didn't solve anything Norma-"
"It was my only way out!" he turned away, borws furrowed and his lips pulling down in a frown
"Just drop it Aggie! I'm dead! End of story! There's nothing you can do to change it!" tears were slipping down his cheeks in a steady rhythm
Agatha bit down on her lip as tears of her own started cascading down her cheeks. After a moment, she lurched forward and threw her arms around him.
Norman let out a startled scream and
Snow AngelsNorman let out a soft laugh as the ghost floated in front of him, a wide grin on her face as he followed after her.
"Come on" she urged "Walk faster! We're almost there!"
Norman snickered softly at her excitement
"I can only walk so fast, Aggie" he informed her "The snow is weighing me down"
The ghost rolled her eyes
"Snow isn't that heavy"
"Yeah, because you would know" he smirked, eyes glittering in amusement
She let out a giggle, smiling widely at him
"A fine point" she nodded
"I thought so"
The duo fell into a comfortable silence, and Norman smiled wider. His gaze flicked over to his friend and she caught his gaze, smiling
Mineswapped: Chapter 2The six minecraftians sat on the hill outside the prison. Sky was the first to speak. "Well that was fun," he said.
"Yeah, I guess," Deadlox replied, scratching his arm. All this fur was making him itchy.
"So what do we do now?" Jason asked. "Do we just head back to the main Minecraft world?"
"Maybe we should try to find someone who might know how to get us back to normal?" Dawn suggested. Everyone agreed.
"I think I might know a guy. I found him while I was flying around, mapping the area around my house."
"Who?" Husky asked.
"The big man himself, Notch."
"Woah, what!? You seriously found Notch!?" Sky asked, practically shouting.
Wait what? Part 1“Wait, what?”
Of all the phrases that could have escaped his mouth, this was only thing he could have mustered in that short span of time.
“But I set my alarm for…”
“You slept right through it.” His mother answered him.
“AND YOU DIDN’T WAKE ME UP?!” He yelled, frantically shaking his hands.
“You wanted to wake up early on a Saturday?”
“No-freaking-duh! Why do you think I set an alarm?!”
Rushing out of his bed, he stumbled from his bed to his messy closet and quickly threw on a dark jacket over his pajama shirt along with his jeans and high-tops. His mo
Warriors A Parody Series Chapter 2The Next Day....
"Hey, Smudge!" Rusty sat on the fence, which was now painted in rainbow colors, thanks to Smudge.
"Hey Rusty!" Smudge still had purple paint stains in his fur.
"I need to ask you 2 questions."
"I ran into wildcats yesterday. They asked me to join their clan."
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO RUN INTO WILDCATS! Anyways, what did you answer?"
"I told them I needed a night to pack my bags."
"But... cats can't carry bags." Smudge confusedly swished his tail across the ground.
"... anyways, SECOND QUESTION."
"How come your fur only has purple paint stains in it, when you painted the fence rainbow?"
"...just leave already."
Science class... CRACK #1You smell of oranges... SEBAS-CHAN!
I wonder why
No really :D
No shit sherlock
Oh (death) gods
Again oh hell yesss
I'm leaving now
NOOOO!!!!!! SEBAS-CHAN NOOOO
*leaves* *sees shadow* ~ohonhonhonhon
Holy crap :(
"Sebastian this is an order, Kill the perv." Yes master
OH sebas-chan <3 <3
*Kills France* *England shows up*
The bloody git is dead OH YEAH !!!
Master, would you like me to kill this one to?
I am ENGLAND you wouldn't kill your own country would you?
"Fine leave him for now" Yes young master
Hell yes!... Flying Mint Bunny!
Young Master here is your tea
*England leaves (for some reason)* *Gr
YGA: False Pretense 4The smell of coffee permeated the air. I yawned as I sat down in the café with the guys playing cards. Another royal flush gave me my second win for the round and I chuckled at my seemingly flawless luck. I was getting a lof of good draws. Nate and Jim shrugged off my luck and enjoyed watching Kris get frustrated with his continuous loss streak. The black haired boy kept giving me the evil eye but I replied it with a laugh. My throat suddenly felt dry so I excused myself and went to the counter to get my usual Coke.
“Oi Trish, Coke with no ice!” I shouted over to her. She nervously nodded as I waited for the drink to be ma
Hilaire the Little MermaidHilaire the Little Mermaid
Hilaire was seen dragging the last of the dead bodies for undertaker. She was about to get away from the docks, when the heel of her boot got caught up in her skirt, screaming as she fell into the ocean.
Moments later, she 'awoke' in a completely different world, like something from a Disney movie. She was Ariel, the little mermaid, making her shocked. "Oh great, this can't get any worse...” she said as she looked down at a mermaid tail. As she swimmed around the area, she noticed a celebration happen on the boats, "Undertaker's prince charming?!" she thought surprised a lot, her eyes blinking in confusion.
Mineswapped: Chapter 1“Hey guys, Sky here,” Sky said as he started up the recording, “And I’m here with Dawnables, Deadlox, Jerome, MinecraftUniverse, and HuskyMudkipz. And we’re gonna play some Cops and Robbers.” He walked over to the signs with the instructions, “Made by Podcrash. Woo, Podcrash!”
All of a sudden, everyone was jumping around near the sign yelling “Podcrash!” Once everyone had calmed down, Sky walked up to the step, and said, “Ok, so, I’m gonna be the warden in the first round, so let’s do it!” He jumped up onto the pressure plate, ready to be teleported.
The Willbourne Sisters in The Willbourne Sisters in
Written by Patrick Moore/Patrickxtrem
Based on the characters by Erikson
In one of those clean hotels like the Days Inn, a woman around her thirties began packing her suitcase, when she looked at a framed picture of her big sister and her bound and gagged, as they were playing damsel in distress back in their day. The woman frowned at the pic
The Misadventures of Shining Armor and the CMC Ch4 How did things turn out like this, Shining Armor thought as he sped through the streets of Ponyville with Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle in a wagon being pulled behind Scootaloo’s little blue scooter. The Crusaders had said that they wanted to try getting their cutie marks as police officers, but he didn’t think they would take it so seriously.
When Shining Armor had woken up that morning, he found a bag on the floor by the table which contained a filly sized police uniform, complete with a polished silver badge, a set of toy hoofcuffs, and hat.
Survival in the Wilderness Chapter 3Survival in the Wilderness
Why does my mentor have to be Mrs. Wallace? Man, I hate her! Why couldn’t I have Mrs. Hornley? She is so frickin’ mean that I am in LOVE with her! I would have even loved to have Ms. Daniel as my mentor. I could have made sure she died first! Awww man! I wanted to be the first to see an animal eat her guts out! But no, I have this idiot as my mentor. Know what I hate most about her? She is so frickin’ short! She is so short, she doesn’t roll dice, she pushes them! When she sneezes, her head hits the floor! She is so short, you can see her feet on her driver’s lice
Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries #5Hydraxon: In the eve of one cold night, there had been reports of various deaths that all had something in common. Tonight we investigate those deaths and try to uncover these mysterious motivations behind them. I’m your host, Hydraxon, and I am not dead. Join me, and you might be able to help me solve a mystery.
*insert “Bionicle: Unsolved Mysteries” title sequence.*
Hydraxon: The following information was provided to us by an anonymous tip. Upon the murder of Karzahni, another murder had been reported. It had been the murder of the original ruler of the Matoran Universe, the insanely hideous Tren Krom.
Mutran, insane pointy-headed lab geek
Mutran: The mere sight of him drove me insane. There was nothing I could do.
Kopaka, strategic specialist and loser in love
Kopaka: He was literally shattered into pieces when Pohatu and I found him. The murderer left practically nothing. I don’t even know if it was Lesovikk at this point anymore.
Only A Little Longer Ch32"Ben...!" Kevin complained "I'm bored! You're keeping me in the house non-stop! I'm going out of my mind!"
Ben shot Kevin a stern look as he walked into the room, Valerie snuggled into his grasp. The small girl grinned over at Kevin
"Hi!" she greeted
Kevin smiled and waved, gaze flicking to Ben when the brunette spoke
"Well, you won't be bored for long. This lovely little girl right here is going to read us her story" he smiled widely, taking a seat on the couch beside his lover
The small girl gigled and pulled out her ipod, typing in her short password and opening the proper note.
"Ready?" she asked
"Ready" he grinned
The girl took a
Only A Little Longer Ch31Ben sighed as he crept down the stairs, using memory alone to navigate them as his eyes strained to see in the suffocating darkness. The brunette glanced to his side and into the kitchen when he reached the bottom of the stairs, cocking an eyebrow.
"Oh" he muttered "Two thirty in the morning. Great"
He shook his head and felt his way towards the living room, cocking a brow when he spotted the light from the TV. He increased his pace and was surprised to find Albedo sprawled across the couch.
"Albedo?" He questioned
"Hey" the silver haired teen wasn't surprised by his friends appearance, undoubtedly having heard the brunette on the stairs.
Only A Little Longer Ch30"Gwen how much longer?" Grandpa Max complained
"I'm doing my best Grandpa" she girl said sharply, eyes glowing pink "She's hard to find"
"I guess it's true that they say" came a voice "Space travel does make people grouchy"
"Girls!" Max exclaimed "How did the ultrasound go?"
"Very well" Ashley responded
"How is Kevin?"
"Tired. He's struggling" Dallas sighed softly
"You guys could help me you know" Gwen snapped angrily
"Calm down Gwen your mana is disrupting the ships controls. It's rolling off of you in waves" Ashley rolled her eyes "What are we doing?"
"Trying to find Anodine" she responded "I can't find the damn planet"
Perryshmirtz Ch16Perry panted heavily, his hand over his heart as he leaned against the wall. His skin under his fur was beet red and he swallowed heavily.
"Oh god" he breathed "Oh god. Oh lord. What have I done?"
The platypus put his head in his hands as he leaned against the wall, and he heard the bedroom door open beside him. Phineas walked out and looked down at the platypus
"I thought I heard you out here" he smiled softly, taking a seat beside his pet "What's wrong?"
Perry offered no verbal response, instead he looked up at Phineas with wide and pitiful brown eyes as he held out his arms. Phineas frowned, worry filling his sapphire eyes as
Keep in Touch!
`anmari has been spreading her infectious positivity throughout our community for over 6 years. Throughout this time Ana has been at the core of all things devious, passionately developing an eclectic gallery, helping organise devmeets, participating in chat events and also recently completed dedicating her time as a Community Volunteer. We are absolutely delighted to bestow the Deviousness Award for May 2013 to `anmari, congratulations! Read More